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A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

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revenez:

alyssaanaconda:

vichious:

longen:

sonnengekuesst:

how comes i didn’t have this on my blog already

this is what it feels like to have a depression i mean it literally feels like a monster in your body that needs to get out, one way or another 

this gives me the chills

i feel like its the opposite actually, the monster is on the outside, consuming you, making you nothing; forgotten and you fight your hardest trying to come out, showing the world that whats portrayed isnt you. yelling screaming pushing but no one can hear you because youre on the inside

these two different interpretations are both so valid omg this could be a picture of depression trying to scape me or me trying to escape it it’s like a paradox of sad

revenez:

alyssaanaconda:

vichious:

longen:

sonnengekuesst:

how comes i didn’t have this on my blog already

this is what it feels like to have a depression i mean it literally feels like a monster in your body that needs to get out, one way or another 

this gives me the chills

i feel like its the opposite actually, the monster is on the outside, consuming you, making you nothing; forgotten and you fight your hardest trying to come out, showing the world that whats portrayed isnt you. yelling screaming pushing but no one can hear you because youre on the inside

these two different interpretations are both so valid omg this could be a picture of depression trying to scape me or me trying to escape it it’s like a paradox of sad

you-can-buy-my-love-with-maoams

kittenasaur:

shercock-sassycum:

derpdesu:

rinchan:

pa-pa-patbingsoo:

suyedah:

-palmah-:

nukenai:

neyho:

rasengaaan:

awesomaticeric:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT. 

DO IT NOW.

when he put the fucking bag on my head

i screamed 

 yeah so when the scissors came close to my ears i cringed because it felt like he was going to cut them off and i freaked out

also he sounds like a muppet

oh my god this is absolutely crazy

get out of my head aaaaa

the bag oh god I cringed and ducked when he tried to put that bag on my head

heart attack when he came up close oohlmglksejlkjao

LSDKJFSHKDJFHSKDJFHSKDJFSDFOHMYGOD

when he came behind me i screamed FGJJGKJHDF

OMFG THE BAG AND THE WHISPERING.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKSLFGLALF FUCK FUCKC